Stories of a Rabbit

hey tumblr. my girlfriend, amanda reyes, is the most beautiful thing to have happened in my life. and i love her ever so dearly.

My dogs are disgusting.

So my sister and mom took our dogs to the vet in our , which happens to be an hour drive.  On the way back, they endured quite the adventurous trip.  Or more so disgusting.

One of our dogs, Sia, began to look a little odd and uncomfortable.  She has a habbit of throwing up due to a medical condition, but shes usually fine, for the most part.  But not today.  Today was different.  She threw up once, and my mom was slightly annoyed because she had to be somewhere.  But she pulled over to a car cleaning facility and cleaned up the rancid vomit from our dog.  After a good 10 minutes of cleaning, they were off again.

But it wasn’t over.  Sia, being the sick dog that she is… she decided it was a good idea to throw up all over Brandy’s head (my other dog).  Shiloh (my third dog) was so terrified of this, he tried leaping over the edge of the back seat to get out of the trunk area, and made it over only to watch Sia, again, projectile vomit all over the side of the car.

Well… the vomit reeked.  And I mean reeked.  So bad, Shiloh started dry heaving, and puked all over the back seat, and jumped into the trunk to get away from the mess he just made, but only happened to land right where Sia threw up at.  Brandy, being covered in all the vomit, began to vomit herself.  They stopped and it was quiet, and it smelled terrible.  But it still wasn’t over.

Sia, for the third time, created projectile vomit all over the side of the car, and paused for a moment before throwing up ONCE AGAIN.  Shiloh, again, freaked out and tried jumping into the back seat but couldn’t make it over, and gave up just so he could continue to throw up all over.  He tried crawling into the front with my mom and sister, who were CRYING and SCREAMING from the disgusting mess that they were causing, and the smell that they had produced.

Over all, There were six vomit incidents in the back seat of the car.  They called me on the phone as it was all happening and I could hear the gagging sounds coming from both my dogs, and my sister.  My mom was sobbing and laughing out of disgust.  And when they pulled up, I could see the splatter marks on the inside and heard my dogs whining and crying in the most pathetic disgusting way I have ever seen them.

I just hosed them off.  We are now cleaning the car.  It is terrible.

Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod.

Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe;
Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew.
“Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three.
“We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea.
Nets of silver and gold have we,” said Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.

The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe.
And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew.
Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea;
“Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!”
So cried the stars to the fishermen three - Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod.

So all night long their nets they threw to the stars in the twinkling foam.
‘Til down from the skies came the wooden shoe bringing the fisherman home.
‘Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed as if it could not be.
Some folks say ‘twas a dream they dreamed of sailing that misty sea.
But I shall name you the fisherman three - Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.

Now Winkin’ and Blinkin’ are two little eyes and Nod is a little head.
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a wee one’s trundle bed.
So close your eyes while mother sings of the wonderful sights that be.
And you shall see those beautiful things as you sail on the misty sea,
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three - Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.

screw you zoo

Doing a painting of a poster design for the Detroit Zoo.  They just released the due date and size requirements this morning.

Its due this friday at 4pm.  I have like… one free day to work on this.

Im screwed.  :[

So, today…

As always, my mind wandered as I went about my errands for the day, and it amazes me how much you are on my mind.

A song came on the radio and I imediately think of how its a band you like a lot.

I was looking at my movie shelf and saw something I wanted to rewatch, and I decided against it for the moment because I thought you might like to watch it with me.

All day, like every other day, as soon as I felt my phone vibrate, I excitingly open it expecting it to be you on the other end, and am dissapointed when it is anyone else.

I refused to shower today, and I wore the same clothes I had from last night, because I smelled like you.

I was sorting my socks today, and I just thought about how I make sure I have clean socks ready for days that I hang out with you, because I know that you think feet are gross.

Sometimes, I fantasize about being able to write music and sing.  Today, I imagined writing a song for you.  Then I felt sad because I can’t write music or sing, so you’ll never hear the song I imagined for you.  Perhaps, one day, I’ll learn just so you can hear it.

Most of all, I thought about how we didn’t even imagine the idea of dating eachother in the beginning.  And now, I can’t imagine how I could have ever missed out on having such an amazing beautiful person in my life.

so im hanging out with my girlfriend and she is definitely making a fort right now using a blanket and a bunch of chairs from the kitchen.

Tonight.

amandoline:

I fell asleep while watching Anastasia with my boyfriend. I am so glad that my boyfriend enjoys that movie. Like for real. I don’t know many people who enjoy that movie and much as I do. But anyways, I fell asleep. I was exhausted apparently because I sang something about a cat and couldn’t even remember the end of that song. And Angelo fell asleep at like the same exact time. I found that funny. Anyways I just wanted to say that I enjoyed my night, except for my friend was super sad and I really wish that I could just take all of his sadness away and I’ll just have it all, because then he wouldn’t be crying and I would and I am good at looking at the happier things. But other than that I had a lovely evening full of cuddling with the coolest guy I know. I am very glad we can just watch a movie and sleep through it together. I never had a boyfriend that I could ever do that with. And I think it is totally awesome. And Anastasia is a freaking GREAT movie. Even though I did not finish watching it. :P

“Count Sergei
Wore a feathered hat.
I hear he’s gotten very fat.
And I recall his yellow cat!
I don’t believe we told her that.”